Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Quote 1

(Daria is playing a harmonica) 
Jake: "Yeah, hi, Daria. I was kind of wondering if maybe you could stop now."
Daria: "Dad, these tired bones may be locked behind prison walls, but when I play this rusty old harp, my soul flies free as a bird."
Jane: "Money. Money, money. I love money. I'd shovel it down my throat if I could."
Daria: "You're kidding, right?"
Jane: "Of course, Daria. I'd chew it slowly and stop when I felt full."

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