Last night I ran into on-again, off-again crush. I had heard he was dating someone and asked him who it was.
For a couple seconds, my thoughts were a mess. Me? Wouldn't he have the courtesy to let me know if he was dating me? Is it me? Couldn't be.
I asked him for the girl's last name and he told me. "Oh, she says she knows you."
I've never heard of her, and told him so.
"Really? She says you guys are friends."
Thoroughly confused and slightly befuddled, I wished him a Happy Thanksgiving and walked away.